Sam Pepper VS Grace Dent

Big Bro’s little s***-stirrer Sam Pepper is enjoying life outside of the house but one journalist and writer seems to be raining on his parade.  Sam has picked a fight with Grace Dent (who by the way we love in here, for more info see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Dent)

Here’s how the row progressed this morning – (if there’s two people who can handle a bit of banter it’s defo Grace and Sam)

Sam to Grace “lovely to see you have a book out, shame they had to reduce it down till it was basically free to get rid of any.”

Grace to Sam “oh babe, i’ll send you one. then you won’t have to steal anything else off children. xx”

Sam to Grace “yeah sure thing, i need some new toilet paper ”

Grace to Sam “please do! each time I see you’ve been booked i think ‘i wouldn’t trust him to wipe his own arse’. xx”

Sam to Grace “yeah that a shame you have trust issues. btw putting ‘i write funny stuff’ isn’t going to make people think your funny. wooops” (he’s referring to her little bio beside her name on Twitter)

Grace to Sam “walking round like Janet Street Porter lost in American Apparel seconds outlet isn’t going to get you a career.”

Sam to Grace “maybe you could give me some advise on failed careers?”

Grace to Sam “I’ll give you a careers advice session in December. make sure + wear a namebadge so I can remember who the f*** you are. xx”

Sam to Grace “ok that made me laugh, but only because of the fact you think i actually want YOU to know who i am. and please mind the language”

Grace to Sam “you sound very excited. what did you type that last tweet with?”

Sam to Grace “ok its been emotional grace, but its clear your humour isn’t suited for a online forum. we will continue this another time.”

Grace to Sam “hahahahah. you little shit. X”

Looking forward to round 2!